Fancy words
Things you’ve never heard before
I am a literary sort. Not so much in the reading unless it has pretty pictures. My friends however will let you know in a heartbeat that I use big words whenever possible, making them up and using them incorrectly most of the time. To quote a friend, I’m “like a broke-ass Damon Wayans” (reference to one of the characters he played on “In Living Color”)
That being said, I do have my moments and here are a few terms and quotes that I absolutely take credit for.
Fiduciary Orgasm : Noun – That sudden eruption of money from your wallet on an almost involuntary basis for something you desperately want, but don’t really need…
Netholes — adjective noun – Anonymous people on the Internet who spontaneously spout crap from their verbal orifice.
SegWayne ™: Verb – A circular method of conversation which lands you — unexpectedly — upon the subject with which you originally began but had completely forgotten.
Spit Fit : Verb – The involuntary act of committing a Fiduciary Orgasm
“We’re all evil at heart. Organized Religion is the support group for those ashamed of their nature.”
- Wayne Hunt, October 24th, 2009
“Knowledge imparts wisdom and there’s zero wisdom to be gained by Google search. Knowledge without any context at all is not knowledge but simply information.”
- Wayne Hunt, September 10th, 2009
“The government, having failed in it’s reason to be of the people, by the people, or for the people, will always actively assume any rights that we (the people) do not vigorously defend for ourselves.”
– Wayne Hunt, March 17th, 2008
“Arguing with someone you love is like pissing in the wind. You get immediate satisfaction, but usually end up regretting it”
- Wayne Hunt, Feb 6th, 2004
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